Benalex und ich waren letztens auf dem ESD und jemand hat im Zone-Chat eine "reiche AoY-Takt-Toon" als STO-Freundin (die ihm nach Möglichkeit ein 300M EC Schiff kaufen soll).
Während die zu erwartenden Reaktionen kamen, dachten Ben und ich uns, dass wir mitspielen könnten. Zwar alles in englisch, aber viel Spaß
[3:11] [Zone] Starman: I would like for a rich girl to pm me
[3:11] [Zone] Zin: no
[3:12] [Zone] 4of20: Starman. your too much of a loser, no girl in there right mind would take u in, face facts bro ;]
[3:12] [Zone] Tyrande: *you're
[3:12] [Zone] Rinnie: *her
[3:12] [Zone] VEYRON: think they wud consider BJ s for emotes?
[3:12] [Zone] Rinnie: *you
[3:12] [Zone] 4of20: lol vey
[3:12] [Zone] Starman: rich girls pm me ok
[3:12] [Zone] Zin: lol
[3:13] [Zone] Sandrulla:D
[3:13] [Zone] Starman: rich girls I am the guy you need
[3:13] [Zone] Zin: haha
[3:13] [Zone] VEYRON: lol
[3:13] [Zone] 4of20: lol sand good daily goal
[3:13] [Zone] Tyrande:)
[3:13] [Zone] Zin: eww lol
[3:13] [Zone] VEYRON: the daily Bj
[3:14] [Zone] T'Lili: lol
[3:14] [Zone] 4of20: ty u coming out of the closet
[3:14] [Zone] Starman: it's very important that a rich girl pm me
[3:15] [Zone] Starman: girls I am the guy you need
[3:15] [Zone] Hiro: how do you chat with a friend on the friend list?
[3:15] [Zone] Tyrande:)
[3:15] [Zone] Doomkid: whoever that is is just taking the piss at this point
[3:15] [Zone] Starman: girls
[3:15] [Zone] Doomkid: they're either someone who's been around for the LostGirl fiasco, or is LostGirl him/herself
[3:15] [Zone] Tyrande: "hot betazoid milfs in your area"
[3:16] [Zone] 4of20: lol
[3:16] [Zone] Zemus: LUL
[3:16] [Zone] Starman: looking for a rich AOY human female tact toon to be my sto gf
[3:17] [Zone] Tyrande: that's rassist
[3:17] [Zone] Zin: Starman, try Craiglist
[3:17] [Zone] T'Lili: lol
[3:17] [Zone] Rinnie: Who's Craig?
[3:17] [Zone] Sandrulla: or tinder^^
[3:17] [Zone] 4of20: lol@ "rassist" is that a word
[3:17] [Zone] Jason: Who's Jim?
[3:17] [Zone] CaptPatrick01: A Sci-Fi MMORPG... pretty much the last place one would expect to be turned into a dating site...
[3:17] [Zone] Starman: this is a very important mission
[3:17] [Zone] Rinnie: And why does he know so many rich AOY human female tact toons?
[3:18] [Zone] 4of20: starman=candy=aeryn
[3:18] [Zone] Sandrulla: free candy?
[3:18] [Zone] Rinnie: Candy is not free. She charges by the hour.
[3:18] [Zone] Zin: Starman=creepypasta
[3:18] [Zone] 4of20: lol
[3:18] [Zone] Neospectrum: pro troll
[3:18] [Zone] Tyrande: lol
[3:18] [Zone] 4of20: lol neo
[3:18] [Zone] Starman: this girl I am looking exists
[3:19] [Zone] 4of20: And this years Troll award gos too.....
[3:19] [Zone] Zin: yout mom?
[3:19] [Zone] 4of20: lol
[3:19] [Zone] Zin: *yout
[3:19] [Zone] Zin: dfpgjeofklsdnfoksjndf
[3:19] [Zone] Tyrande: is her name jill?
[3:19] [Zone] Starman: I just have to find her
[3:19] [Zone] Sandrulla: this is not the girl you are looking for! *jedi*
[3:19] [Zone] T'Lili: don't stop believing
[3:19] [Zone] Starman: looking for a rich AOY human female tact toon to be my sto gf
[3:19] [Zone] T'Lili: hold on to that feeling
[3:20] [Zone] Rinnie: Jane Doe.
[3:20] [Zone] K'Risk SwiftTail: shes green and dancing next to q
[3:20] [Zone] Sandrulla:D
[3:20] [Zone] Queen Dopplepopalis: the only place one would not expect to find humans copulating are places that literally kill you. i mean people hook up in bathrooms on top of raw sewage. why is it strange to hook up in a mmo?
[3:20] [Zone] 4of20: lolk'r
[3:20] [Zone] Starman: I strongly feel I will find her soon
[3:20] [Zone] Sandrulla: *not rich, but able to receive credits*
[3:20] [Zone] YellowJacket: theres a few dancing girls next to Q
[3:21] [Zone] K'Risk SwiftTail: lol
[3:21] [Zone] Sisko: each one is a few girls
[3:21] [Zone] Tyrande: I'm a strong independant female andorian girl and I do not know any starman
[3:21] [Zone] Tyrande: *need
[3:21] [Zone] Sandrulla:D
[3:21] [Zone] 4of20: Candy y a rich girl? y not a gilr who will love u for your worthless self?
[3:25] [Zone] Starman: looking for a rich AOY human female tact toon to be my sto gf
[3:26] [Zone] Sandrulla: Starman, look for a sci and the chances raise
[3:26] [Zone] Starman: everyone help me look for her
[3:26] [Zone] Doomkid: google "escort services" for your city
[3:26] [Zone] Starman: ok science or eng either
[3:26] [Zone] Scumdog: in that Sliders episode where girls actually played STO they all reported this loon for sexually deviant PMs
[3:26] [Zone] Sandrulla: or set a sign in front of your house "free candy"
[3:27] [Zone] Doomkid: cody, how do you mean?
[3:27] [Zone] 4of20: doom for some thats too expensive, try the desperate homelss girls page
[3:27] [Zone] Neospectrum: use the sto stealth ability whatever its called
[3:27] [Zone] Sandrulla:D
[3:27] [Zone] Tyrande: xD
[3:24] [Erzählen] Starman: hugs
[3:26] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: I've heard, you're for a real lady
[3:27] [Erzählen] Starman: yeah thats true
[3:27] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: and just like that here I am
[3:28] [Erzählen] Starman: you will be my girl?
[3:29] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: well, you look like a handsome gentleman, but I think we have to get to know each other a bit better first
[3:30] [Erzählen] Starman: I agree let's get to know each other first
[3:31] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: great. It's so difficult to find a nice men these days. so... what are you doing?
[3:32] [Erzählen] Starman: true not many men are nice
[3:32] [Erzählen] Starman: what do you want to know?
[3:33] [Erzählen] Starman: what am I doing?
[3:33] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: yeah. what are you up to these days?
[3:33] [Erzählen] Starman: how long have you played sto?
[3:34] [Erzählen] Starman: nothing much just trying to have a little fun
[3:35] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: oh gosh... shortly after Agents of Yesterday was announced. I love star trek, I'm such a nerd
[3:36] [Erzählen] Starman: I have been trying to get someone to buy me a Kelvin Intel Dread
[3:36] [Erzählen] Starman: I love star trek also
[3:37] [Erzählen] Starman: how did you get the reactive shielding
[3:38] [Erzählen] Starman: are you rich?
[3:38] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: what's you favorite star trek character? from the romulan reputation
[3:39] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: am I rich? so you're just one of these guys who tried to get money out of girls?
[3:39] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: wow. I really thought you are different
[3:39] [Erzählen] Starman: my favorite character is Spock
[3:39] [Erzählen] Starman: I sm different I just like to know things
[3:40] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: a guy without emotions? I like tom paris
[3:40] [Erzählen] Starman: no not just money I want someone to love also
[3:40] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: he's a bit of a rebel... and handsome
[3:40] [Erzählen] Starman: I have a lot of emotion
[3:41] [Erzählen] Starman: I am a rebel also
[3:41] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: and very little money as it seems
[3:41] [Erzählen] Starman: yeah I have very little money so yes I am poor
[3:42] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: money comes over time. I'm not thaaat rich either
[3:42] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: currently down to 200M EC
[3:42] [Erzählen] Starman: if you're not rich help me find a righ guy to be our friend
[3:43] [Erzählen] Starman: wow I have never had over 75 mill ec
[3:44] [Erzählen] Starman: keep your ec ok we need a guy who has a billion
[3:44] [Erzählen] Starman: you are a smart girl I like that
[3:44] [Erzählen] Zu Starman:)
[3:45] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: we just have to look in the zonechat
[3:45] [Erzählen] Starman: this could take a long time to do ok
[3:45] [Erzählen] Starman: yeah let's look in zonechat
[3:45] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: come on, it's esd where all of the rich guys are
[3:46] [Erzählen] Starman: yeah that's true all the rich guys are here
[3:47] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: and the perverts on drozana *g*
[3:46] [Zone] Starman: ok I found a rich girl now we are looking for a rich guy
[3:48] [Zone] Starman: me and Tyranda want to find us a rich guy
[3:49] [Zone] Starman: will a rich guy pm me?
[3:52] [Zone] Starman: I found a new girlfrind heer name is Tyranda
[3:53] [Zone] Halsey: Congrats
[3:53] [Zone] Ben Alexander: Hello my dear fellows. I am an extremly rich man looking for friends to spend my vast fortune on
[3:54] [Erzählen] Starman zu Ben: are you a rich gent?
[3:55] [Erzählen] Ben Zu Starman: in fact, I am
[3:58] [Erzählen] Ben Zu Starman: are you two together?
[3:58] [Erzählen] Starman zu Ben: yes she is my new girl and your girl also if you want to join us
[3:59] [Erzählen] Ben Zu Starman: i am not sure about that. I am more of an traditionalist in that regard. manogamy, you know...
[4:00] [Erzählen] Starman zu Ben: I fuly understand
[4:00] [Erzählen] Starman zu Ben: well I won't watch if you make love to her
[4:01] [Erzählen] Ben Zu Starman: i wouldn't want that, either
[4:01] [Erzählen] Starman zu Ben: ok my boy tell me what you want?
[3:53] [Zone] Charan Zh'eshiavel: Yeah, you sure did
[3:53] [Zone] Halsey: what's the deposit fee Ben? I am interested
[3:53] [Zone] Sherwood: buy books.
[3:53] [Zone] Starman: yes she is AOY tact toon
[3:53] [Zone] Seth: i got him on my igno list so Kerrat chat stay quite empty
[3:53] [Zone] Combatkiller: I believe you , Ben Alexander!!
[3:54] [Zone] Halsey: You're that Nigerian prince, right? I've been looking for you friend
[3:54] [Zone] Sherwood: ben sucks a large one.
[3:54] [Zone] Ben Alexander: How nice. It is nice to meet you, starman
[3:55] [Zone] Sherwood: starman eats turd.
[3:55] [Zone] Ben Alexander: however, i can assource you, that i do not suck anything. exept my large amount of money
[3:55] [Zone] Starman: I don't want you to suck anything I am not gay
[3:56] [Zone] Ben Alexander: Tyrande, if i may intruduce myself.I am in fact very rich. And my name is Ben Alexander. It is so nice to meet a lovly lady like you here on ESD
[3:56] [Zone] Starman: I need someone to buy me a Kelvin Intel Dread
[3:57] [Zone] Tyrande: It's an honour to meet such a lovly men
[3:57] [Zone] Starman: Tyranda is my new girlfriend and a lovely girl
[3:58] [Zone] Ben Alexander: well starman, you companion is rather nice, i must say.
[3:58] [Zone] Starman: yay I found a rich girl and a rich guy same night
[3:58] [Zone] Starman: thanks a lot ben you handsome devil u
[3:59] [Zone] Starman: yes she is my new girl and your girl also if you want to join us
[4:00] [Zone] shera: starman is into gangabngs thats ... new
[4:00] [Zone] Ben Alexander: tyrande, you really look beautiful. I assume, you look just as lovely irl
[4:01] [Zone] Tyrande: ben, what do you think about the idea, that we two go somehwere... private and talk about money
[4:01] [Zone] Ben Alexander: that sounds great.
[4:01] [Zone] shera: golddigger spoted
[4:01] [Zone] Menzon: irl shes a he, 40 yrs ld, fat, and in moms basement...
[4:01] [Zone] Cari Maxwell: wrong! 26 M in the attic!
[4:02] [Zone] Ben Alexander: tyrande, how about i buy to a nice intel dreadnought? would you like that?
[4:02] [Zone] Starman: yes I would like that a lot Ben
[4:02] [Zone] Ben Alexander: i am sorry starman, i was talking to tyrande
[4:02] [Zone] Charan Zh'eshiavel: Your grammar is eating my brain
[4:02] [Zone] Tyrande: I would appreciate that
[4:03] [Zone] Starman: oh ok so you are buying Tyranda a ship not me
[4:03] [Zone] Starman: whaty about me Ben I want one 2
[4:04] [Zone] Ben Alexander: well than, starman. Tyrande and I are goning to leave. I have to buy that pretty lady some nice things
[4:04] [Zone] Starman: just buy Tyranda one if you can't afford to buy both
[4:05] [Erzählen] Starman: are u leaving me hun?
[4:05] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: hun? I though we are just friends
[4:06] [Erzählen] Zu Starman: but I'm afraid I found someone who can buy me nice things
[4:06] [Erzählen] Starman: no I thought you were my girl I told everyone you are my new girl
[4:06] [Erzählen] Starman: ok best wishes I will have to find someone else I guess
[4:07] [Erzählen] Zu Starman:) thanks
[4:07] [Erzählen] Starman: ok take care and best wishes
[4:05] [Zone] Ben Alexander: you are such a gentleman, starman. I will definatly invite you to our wedding
[4:05] [Zone] Stephan: lol
[4:07] [Zone] Ben Alexander: come on,my dear tyrande,we have to leave. expensive lockboxships don't buy themselves
[4:08] [Zone] Starman:)
[4:09] [Zone] Starman: looking for a rich AOY human female tact toon to be my sto gf
[4:09] [Zone] Ben Alexander: well only a biggot would care for minor details like that. This is the 25th century, after all
[4:10] [Zone] Starman:)
[4:11] [Zone] Starman: looking for a rich AOY human female tact toon to be my sto gf
[4:12] [Zone] Ben Alexander: i think its "Ground" PvP. And what is to say agains some romantic action an the ground. Much more comfortable than space
[4:12] [Zone] Tyrande: Ground-pvp and no one can say I wasn't honest
[4:13] [Zone] Starman:)
[4:13] [Zone] Tyrande: Ground-pvp and no one can say I wasn't honest
[4:13] [Zone] Ben Alexander: and romantic
[4:14] [Zone] Seth: gay pvp
[4:14] [Zone] Dasko Lizzle: kirk/spock, round 1, FIGHT
[4:14] [Zone] Stephan: true romance..
[4:14] [Zone] Rathra:>
[4:15] [Zone] Stephan: gvp.. nice
[4:15] [Zone] Ben Alexander: I like "girls" who know how to handle their Mk XIV Phaser Pulswave - and no, that's not an euphemism
[4:15] [Zone] Dasko Lizzle: could be worse. could be Second Life.
[4:15] [Zone] Starman: looking for a rich AOY human female tact toon to be my sto gf
[4:16] [Zone] Starman: I had fun with those two
[4:16] [Zone] Tyrande:)
[4:16] [Zone] Tyrande: *aswell
[4:16] [Zone] Sam:)
[4:16] [Zone] Ben Alexander: fun? is that all it was for you? I thought we had something special!
[4:17] [Zone] Starman: I had fun with Tyranda and Ben
[4:17] [Zone] Starman: special joke
[4:18] [Zone] Sativa Savant: Emphasis on "special"
[4:18] [Zone] Ben Alexander: so it is a joke to you? typical... men
[4:18] [Zone] Starman: lol
[4:18] [Zone] Haloden: "typical humans" there we go
[4:18] [Zone] Starman: Tyranda is a man
[4:18] [Zone] Tyrande:D
[4:19] [Zone] Ben Alexander: well, tyrande these "special" rp of yours is probably not suited for esd
[4:19] [Zone] Starman: looking for a rich AOY human female tact toon to be my sto gf
[4:20] [Zone] Tyrande: you mean the wedding you are planned where I'm the maid of honour?
[4:20] [Zone] Tyrande: *have planned
[4:20] [Zone] Starman: when I get the ship that will make me happy
[4:21] [Zone] Ben Alexander: well, for an extremly rich guy like me it is difficult to find true love.
[4:21] [Zone] Starman: rich in bs
[4:21] [Zone] Ben Alexander: you take that back sir!
[4:21] [Zone] Starman: lol
[4:22] [Zone] Starman: you two gay guys have fun
[4:22] [Zone] Ben Alexander: I demand satisfaction.
[4:22] [Zone] Tyrande:( #onlyBi
[4:22] [Zone] Tyrande: *gay
[4:23] [Zone] Starman: ur both gays both men
[4:23] [Zone] Ben Alexander: That's it prepare to die! (in PvP)
[4:23] [Zone] Tyrande: so... It' not possible to like towers AND caves?
[4:23] [Zone] Starman: pvp is for gays
[4:24] [Zone] Ben Alexander: you decline my challenge? YOU HAVE NO HONOUR!
[4:25] [Zone] Starman: I found 14 rich guys who gave me ships
[4:25] [Zone] Cody: who are they?
[4:25] [Zone] Jaina: where are these rich guys so that I may partake?
[4:25] [Zone] Cody: same here
[4:25] [Zone] Stephan: congrats all the time..
[4:26] [Zone] Banks:D
[4:27] [Zone] Ben Alexander: Well, it looks like his contact are confitential in nature. That is understandable.
[4:27] [Zone] Starman: I don't know where they are they may be dead I am looking new rich guys
[4:27] [Zone] Tyrande: And you say I'm gay...
[4:28] [Zone] Ben Alexander: your fixation on material weath is quoite disturbing. As a rich guy myself i can asure you, true love is what counts the most.
[4:28] [Zone] Starman: and not two gay men who pretend to be friends
[4:28] [Zone] Argyle: lol
[4:28] [Zone] Sativa Savant: When starman/aeryn/nubgirl catfishes it's cool though yo
[4:28] [Zone] Ben Alexander: PRETEND? What is that supposed to mean?
[4:29] [Zone] Starman: I have true love for all those who gave me ships
[4:29] [Zone] Tyrande: I'm not homsexual, only bisexual.
[4:29] [Zone] Ben Alexander: your greed will be your undoing.
[4:30] [Zone] Starman: I never get mad
[4:30] [Zone] Tyrande: it sounds a little bit like it
[4:30] [Zone] Starman: I stay glad and get even
[4:31] [Zone] Starman: I love the Kelvin Intel Dr e ad
[4:31] [Zone] Tyrande: I prefer the ships from the main universe
[4:31] [Zone] Ben Alexander: you should love people, not things.
[4:31] [Zone] Starman: i love sto my friends and ships
[4:32] [Zone] Tyrande: even if they are gay?
[4:32] [Zone] Starman: I love everything
[4:32] [Zone] Ben Alexander: i'm afraid, it doesn't sound like it
[4:32] [Zone] Tyrande: even hot tensual moments between you and another guy?
[4:32] [Zone] Tyrande: *sensual
[4:33] [Zone] Starman: bi girls and guys are gay
[4:33] [Zone] Ben Alexander: could you elaborate on that?
[4:33] [Zone] Starman: I never threatened anyone
[4:33] [Zone] Tyrande: from time to time, they are. yes. but not all the time
[4:34] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: i want ice cream
[4:34] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: i want fudge
[4:34] [Zone] Starman: you gius were mean to me and we all know it
[4:34] [Zone] Ben Alexander: no, rudeness is labeling pvp as gay. in contrast to sto-pvp the gay community is alive and well
[4:35] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: i want COOKIES
[4:35] [Zone] Tezz: Oooooh... burn.
[4:35] [Zone] Starman: I call it like it is
[4:35] [Zone] Stephan: think someone want cockis
[4:35] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: yeah give me cookies or im going to kick and bite u
[4:36] [Zone] Ben Alexander: don't look fpor answers in ships, look for love, like the love i found in tyrande
[4:36] [Zone] Starman: I still have toons that need ships
[4:36] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: i love ice cream
[4:37] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: and chocolate
[4:37] [Zone] Ben Alexander: we all do, my dear
[4:37] [Zone] Peter George: creepy
[4:37] [Zone] Starman: Ben and Tyranda are creepy yes
[4:37] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: ben give me some cookies or im going to make you eat [Last Year's Fruitcake]
[4:37] [Zone] Ben Alexander: the truth, the whole trith and nothing but the truth
[4:38] [Zone] Starman: I am the whole beautiful truth and nothing but the truth
[4:38] [Zone] Tyrande: this is not a good time to say, that I get cookies IRL from ben, or?
[4:39] [Zone] Ben Alexander: I could offer you some nice ferengi snail juice, how about hat?
[4:39] [Zone] Tyrande: *got
[4:39] [Zone] Ben Alexander: [Ferengischer Schneckensaft]
[4:39] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: tyrande give me cookies or im going to make you eat [Klingon Gagh]
[4:39] [Zone] Tyrande: I like gagh
[4:39] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: BEN IF U GIVE ME SNAIL JUICE IM GOING TO DUMP THIS [Jellied Gree-Worm Cookie] ON UR FACE
[4:39] [Zone] Ben Alexander: i'm afraid, she might like that
[4:39] [Zone] Kyrie Avalon: You like TO gagh!
[4:39] [Zone] Tyrande: lol
[4:39] [Zone] Ben Alexander: that does sound rather lovely. Go on. I like cookies to, even with gree worms
[4:40] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: ben ur a sick man
[4:40] [Zone] Ben Alexander: no i am a man who likes cookies
[4:40] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: im going to give you a purple nurple
[4:40] [Zone] Ben Alexander: that does ... not sound nice
[4:40] [Zone] Starman: Ben and Tyranda are twisted men
[4:40] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: yeah theyre sick
[4:41] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: hey starman give me some cookies if you have any
[4:41] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: fudge is good too
[4:41] [Zone] Tyrande: we are foundry authors. of corse we are insane.
[4:41] [Zone] Tyrande: *course
[4:41] [Zone] Starman: ur correct A Fat Little Girl
[4:41] [Zone] Ben Alexander: If you continue to insult me and the lovly tyrande, i demand you accept my pvp challenge
[4:41] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: ben im going to hit you with my [Lollipop Lirpa]
[4:41] [Zone] A Fat Little Girl: and im so short it's been dragging on the ground so it's real dirty and gross
[4:41] [Zone] Ben Alexander: if you hitz me, i will defend myself
[4:42] [Zone] Tyrande: but ben. you can't hit a women. because patriachy
[4:43] [Zone] Ben Alexander: i can hit a woman becaus of the law, and self defense and equality. i don't wanmt to, but if you force my hand
[4:43] [Zone] Ben Alexander: not anideal situation by any means